Recently seen on the streets of Trenton

5-star, which is to say no reason to not pick them up again, pick ups for 

Charlanda -- who was not a Pokemon

Santa -- who did not have the spirit of Christmas in them

Adolphus -- who was not a white supremacist

Bertha - who was not notable for her size

Someone with a T-shirt that read: IDK IDC IDGAF -- perhaps the most Wal-Mart thing to ever wear to a Wal-Mart, which worked, given that my pick up was at the Wal-Mart

A woman wearing red shorts and a half shirt at 11pm at night in 50-degree weather yelling "IT'S GODDAMN SUMMERTIME!" to no one in particular. She then saw me in my car, and yelled at a significantly lower volume, "HELLO"

It's not quite the same level of notable fare to passenger ratio that I got in San Francisco, but still, entertaining...


Top 5 Songs You (Probably) Don't Want To Hear During Your Rideshare Ride

Alas, most NSFW.


 5) Aphex Twin, Come to Daddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ827lkktYs


4) Stan, Eminem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY


3) The Kars4Kids jingle on repeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4


2) Bad Habit, The Offspring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJi2ZaF_MA0


1) Don't Give Up, Peter Gabriel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

A Drive Best Served with Cringe

 The pick up is suburban with a driveway, so I pull in. My passenger isn't waiting for me, so I k-turn and wait, and catch up on email. ...