And while it may seem like a small thing to be better at taking rides, let's face it -- doing things well is more fun than doing them badly. Especially when you get to share that expertise with others. Also, funny stories!
Towards that end, I'm now accepting bookings (lucrative, not at all imaginary bookings) to talk to your college, high school, corporation, patrons or hostages (no judgment!) about how to do this better. Just hit the contact box at top right. I'll be glad you did!